11 Things That Happen When You Reach The “Farting Milestone” Of Your Relationship

Should you let rip or keep it in? If you’ve decided passing gas in front of your S.O. is NBD, congrats, you’ve reached the “farting milestone” of your relationship. Pay attention—it has some consequences you should know about, both good and bad.

1. YOU’RE MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE.

One of the best things about hitting the farting milestone in your relationship is that you reach a whole new level of comfort with your partner. You have nothing left to hide from each other, and it feels good. After all, there’s nothing worse than having to censor yourself in order to put your best foot forward 24/7. It’s exhausting!

2. YOU let go of the concept of “mystery” once and for all.

Feeling comfortable is one thing, but letting go in your relationship is totally different—and it’s not a good thing. If you’re doing things like farting in front of your partner, it might bring you closer, but it also zaps some of the mystery and nervous chemistry of your relationship after you’ve hit that milestone.

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